Bumper Sticker Patrol, Installment #6
He likes his people servile, groveling, and gratefully obedient. Good luck to his wife and kids.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. YOU MIGHT DRIVE OVER A BUMP AND SPILL YOUR DRINK
And an oldie, seen again recently...
SO MANY PEDESTRIANS, SO LITTLE TIME
Imagine what those bumper stickers will do for them if they're ever really pulled over for drunken driving, or really hit a pedestrian. A prosecutor's dream.