Bumper Sticker Patrol, Installment #6

THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET, THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG

He likes his people servile, groveling, and gratefully obedient. Good luck to his wife and kids.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. YOU MIGHT DRIVE OVER A BUMP AND SPILL YOUR DRINK

And an oldie, seen again recently...

SO MANY PEDESTRIANS, SO LITTLE TIME

Imagine what those bumper stickers will do for them if they're ever really pulled over for drunken driving, or really hit a pedestrian. A prosecutor's dream.