fabulosity, the softest thing in the world, male vanity

1. Kimora, CEO of Phat Fashions and star of the reality show Life in the Fab Lane on the E! network: “The showroom must live up to my standard of fabulosity.”

2. Overheard in a wine bar: “This shirt’s made of bamboo, it’s the softest thing in the world, check it out.”

3. Graffito on a men’s room chalkboard: “Why don’t the guys get a vanity?”