December 18, 2004

Watching commercials with the sound off can be quite edifying. A commercial for an electric toothbrush: the appliance sits upright in its case on the bathroom sink. In strolls a lovely brunette wearing a white robe and a seductive halfsmile. With the sound off it's obvious from the appliance's position and the gleam in her eye that the commercial is also about a woman arriving for a date with her vibrator.