Lamest Luxury Car Purchases?

1. The Porsche Cayenne. Come on, man, you can finally afford a Porsche and you get the SUV version? There's a wife lurking somewhere in the background of this compromise, I guarantee.

2. The Cadillac Escalade pickup truck. As if it's not lame enough to buy a Cadillac SUV, you also had to have it expanded with a pickup bed. The only conceivable use for this is to drive at 10 mph down the paved lanes of your ranch, checking to see whether the bailiff is properly overseeing the peons.